Sunday, August 15, 2010

Craigslist Killer Strikes Again!

Based on the article "Accused 'Craigslist killer' found dead in jail cell" found here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38713628/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/?gt1=43001 


(LoL) -- The Craigslist Killer has managed to claim another victim.  


Amazingly, in his boldest killing yet, he was able to execute the crime from behind bars.


Philip Markoff, 24, was found unresponsive in his cell Sunday morning in the Nashua Street Jail, the Suffolk County district attorney's office said in an e-mailed statement and not via a Craigslist posting.


"Markoff was alone in his cell, and all evidence collected thus far indicates that he took his own life," the statement said.


In addition to the physical evidence suggesting suicide, Markoff left the following suicide note: 



Looking for Rope, Razor Blades or lots of Sleeping Pills - $1 (Boston Jail)


Date: 2010-08-14, 10:02 AM ET
Reply to: WorstMedStudentAndFianceEver@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


If you have any extra rope, sharp instruments or other potentially harmful things laying around, I would be happy to take them off your hands.  Just bring to the Boston jail and ask for Phil Markoff.  If they don't know who you're talking about, then just ask for the "Craigslist Killer."  They should know who you mean after you say that.  I might not be able to respond immediately, because of being in jail and all, so feel free to leave the items with my cousin, the "eBay Rapist" or my buddy, the "Amazon Arson."

Oh, and please, no phone calls.  Also, only emails with a pic attached will get a response!       

  • Location: Boston
  • it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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Markoff was engaged at the time of his arrest.  His fiancee, Megan McAllister, ended the relationship with Markoff after visiting him in jail, and their wedding, scheduled for Aug. 14, 2009, was canceled.

Or at least, that's what she wants us all to think.  Obviously, there is the possibility that he dumped her first and now she is just telling all of her friends that it was the other way around in an attempt to make Markoff look bad.


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