(LoL) -- According to The Chart, "Ella, a prescription-only emergency contraceptive, has received final approval from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration . . .
This is the first drug legally available for use in the United States that can be used within 120 hours, or five days, of unprotected intercourse . . .
Women who are pregnant, or suspect they are pregnant, should not use this product, the FDA said. Women who are breastfeeding should also not use ella."
The last sentence, in my opinion, is ambiguous and could have two meanings, each of which is a bit strange.
The sentence doesn't read, "women who are breastfeeding their babies." It simply states "women who are breastfeeding." Thus, it is plausible to come to the conclusion that, somewhere in the US, there are grown women who are breastfed. Personally, I think it's odd that a grown woman would still be breastfed, and it leads me to ponder whether they are feeding from themselves or another woman. Either way, you know, um, ewww.
The most logical way of interpreting the sentence however, is to assume the warning applies to women who provide breast milk to an infant. Commonsense would tell you that if you are breastfeeding your baby, it is slightly too late to prevent the pregnancy, but I guess not everyone is willing to give up on that late abortion so easily.
Either way, this is good news for all the peeps that like to be hittin' it raw dog. Sure, you might contract AIDS, but at least you won't have to deal with a screaming, crapping baby!
So, next time you go to put on that jimmy hat, remember this little jingle (sung to the tune of Umbrella as made famous by Rhianna), and toss that condom away:
Now that I feel it more than ever,
Know that I don't wanna use a rubber,
You can just take another Ella
You can always take some o'that Ella,
Ella, Ella, ay, ay, ay.
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