Today is August 9, 2010.
Or 08-09-10, as noted by people with nothing better to observe.
Simpletons will continue to be amused by today's sequential, yet insignificant date over the next 24 hours. Several of these same individuals will totally lose it in a few months, when on October 10th, it will be 10-10-10.
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Tigress on the Prowl:
American Idol winner, Fantasia Barrino, who was also at risk of being named Sleeping Beauty Barrino before her mother settled on the current first name, has gone somewhat "Tiger Woodsy" and is being accused of having an affair with a married man, Antwaun Cook (how many ways are there to spell "Antwon" by the way?).
Fantasia, has been seen sporting a tattoo on her shoulder that reads "Cook." When asked about the ink, Fantasia denied the affair, saying, "I've only gone to three of four tattoo removal sessions. They've only been able to take off 'World's Number One' so far."
Barrino has reportedly been spoiling Cook over the course of their affair, flying him to Atlanta, Miami, New York, Los Angeles and Barbados.
When asked why, despite being a married man, he would engage in such an affair with Barrino, Cook responded by pointing out that Fantasia has flown him to Atlanta, Miami, New York, Los Angeles and Barbados.
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American Girls, Notoriously Impatient, Beginning Puberty Earlier than in Past
According to health.com, a study conducted in the mid-2000's has found that more than 10 percent of white 7-year-old girls had reached a stage of breast development marking the start of puberty, compared to just 5 percent in a similar study conducted in the early 1990s.
Pedophiles everywhere rejoiced in the most disgusting way possible.
Black and Hispanic girls continue to mature faster than white girls, on average. Nearly one-quarter of black girls and 15 percent of Hispanic girls had entered puberty by age 7, according to the new study.
White suburban parents weren't entirely discouraged by the news, pointing out that they could still coat their 4 year-old daughter's face with makeup and force her to enter beauty pageants.
A 29 month-old Latina girl politely declined comment, citing the need to get home to shave her legs.
After being asked to verify her age, a 5'10" African-American girl, wearing a large sports-bra simply stated, "I'm this many," while holding up three fingers and chewing the hair of a Barbie doll.
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